What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?